rcknt replied to your post “Ummm I was told I can’t wear “skull jewelry” when “seeing patients”…”

I once got told that my dress pants “need to be looser” because it was distracting “grade 9 girls”

Who do people think they are, right?

Ummm I was told I can’t wear “skull jewelry” when “seeing patients” who are “dying”

Whatever you don’t know me or my punk life

lifesgrandparade:

Whatever mistakes you made today, at least you didn’t write an article about rebranding the Ku Klux Klan. Good for you.

I was outside studying for 2, 15-minute periods today and I got sunburnt, in case anyone is wondering what it’s like to not see the sun for 9 months ☀️🙍

Adore You (remix) - Miley Cyrus

Anonymous asked: POST A SELFIE OF UR BUTT (this is Kristen)

likeliterallydead:

is this even a good booty picture? idek there it is, my conservative butt.

cuntbarf:

I am repulsed by people who give unsolicited advice.

A girl I went to college with recently posted on Facebook about how she stopped drinking in order to “lose those last 5 pounds” and how she could counsel you on your drinking habits and addiction if you wanted to stop.

She is not an addictions counselor. She is not a therapist. She is a personal trainer and absolutely should not be giving/offering advice on substance abuse. She even posted the beginning of a “regimen” and it was awful. She is awful.

I tried not vomiting on my screen but could not stop myself

wueff replied to your post “Do you want to specialize in anything?”

i just want you to be my gp or doctor me somehow so whatever you have to do for that to happen

I can’t be a GP, I’m not nice enough or willing. BUT I will let you know in 3 years what I end up doing and you will be the first dude 2 know

nickneededanewblog asked: U r the best

sure sure 

Anonymous asked: where dat rated r booty

It’s in its un-natural habitat, my pants. 

Last one in the library, keepin-it-PG Booty

Last one in the library, keepin-it-PG Booty

Are we all posting booty pics now?

sixfacesofevans:

Can that be a thing that we do? Like as a people?

Free the Booty Friday

Kristen/24/Perpetual student. Hurry up with my damn croissants.

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